I found this too funny to resist. Over on slashdot (http://entertainment.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/04/08/1430234) there was (on a Star Trek article) some off-topic Transformers bashing/humor, which went like this:
Did I miss the elitist newsletter that told us all we had to say science fiction was crap now? No, you just didn't see Transformers. What? Are you mad? Two words: Morgan Fox. Every time he thinks about Megan Fox, he thinks about his organ. Not to be confused with Megan Freeman. Oh God, now I'm confused, I just imagined this Megan Fox/Morgan Freeman hybrid narrating The Shawshank Transformers:
"I wish I could tell you that Optimus Prime fought the good fight, and the Decepticons let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but earth is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - earth life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Optimus Prime would show up with fresh bruises. The Decepticons kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Optimus - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him."
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